The Denpa Men 3 set to soar this Thursday

Both Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball and Chibi-Robo: Photo Finder have managed to elude the 3DS eShop for another week, but don’t despair – Nintendo has seemingly fast-tracked the release of THE “DENPA” MEN 3 The Rise of Digitoll from “summer 2014” to this Thursday. The colourful RPG adventure series has gained a small cult following, …

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Dsmvwld – Review

The obvious thing would be to write about Dsmvwld in the manner of its puzzles, omitting the vowels. On the plus side, that would end up looking a tiny bit like something uttered by Zombie Dave. But it would also be unhelpful to the point of perversion. Your task is simple: put the vowels back …

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The Not Quite Amazing Spider-Man 2

As you may have heard, the fate of the Xbox One version of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is more up in the air than Spider-Man himself. After some vague statements from Microsoft, Activision and Beenox – all to the tune of working their hardest to ensure a release – the movie tie-in made a surprise …

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Warface – Review

If you decided to give the Warface beta a miss then you made a wise choice. The servers were about as stable as a three-legged table, and even when they were up and running there were countless irritations to contend with. One particularly annoying quirk was that when attempting to host a match you’d often …

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Child of Light set to delight

It’s a busy week for eShop offerings – two recommended Wii U downloads, two Virtual Console releases, two 3DS demos, three new 3DS games and three re-releases of older 3DS titles. Blimey. Ubisoft’s stylish 2D RPG adventure Child of Light (£11.99) has been getting strong reviews, including an 8/10 from Eurogamer: “Child of Light stands …

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EA dominates UK top ten

A dearth of new releases has resulted in a lack of activity in this week’s UK top 40. In fact, EA’s dominance in the top ten is about the only noteworthy occurrence. Titanfall is on top for a third week running, while 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil remains at #2. FIFA 14 is at #4, …

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Attack of the Friday Monsters! A Tokyo Tale

There aren’t many games around that allow you to re-live the innocence of being a child. Unless those games are games you previously played as a youngster, you’re hard pressed to find something that awakens the inner child, knocking at the door of long forgotten memories and emotions. However, there is a fine line between …

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Turret kills – the lazy gamer’s preferred method

Tower-defence/RTS hybrid Defense Grid managed to gain a sizeable cult following when it was first released, and no doubt after being made available for free as part of Microsoft’s Games for Gold promotion it managed to find more fans. This week sees this release of Defense Technica, a game that we assumed is a sequel …

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ONE Gamer magazine set to go multi-format

The current issue of Uncooked Media’s ONE Gamer magazine is to be the last. Fear not – the mag isn’t about to join the likes of Xbox World, PSM and NGamer in heaven’s paper recycling bin. It’s instead being transformed into a multi-format magazine known simply as GAMER, with the first issue launching 21st May. …

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Cabela’s Big Game Hunter: Pro Hunts – Import Review

Those who believe Call of Duty is Activison’s most overworked franchise obviously aren’t aware of how often the publisher releases new Cabela hunting simulations. There are seventeen on Xbox 360 alone, three of which – we kid you not – were once released on the same day. That said, chances are the majority of gamers …

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Nintendo remixes more 8-bit hits

Usually Nintendo spaces their sequels years apart, but that’s not the case for NES Remix 2. The £8.99 download is due to arrive on the Wii U eShop this week, almost five month exactly after the original launched. With a stronger line-up of NES classics broken into bite-sized bits – including Super Mario Bros. 3, …

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Trials Fusion makes UK top ten

We wasn’t aware that the retail version of Trials Fusion includes the season pass – hence the inflated cost over the digital version – and so we didn’t expect it to chart highly this week. There must be plenty of gamers out there more switched on than we are, as Trials Fusion has entered at …

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The Excellent Dizzy Collection – a farewell to the fondly remembered egg

Codemasters remained loyal to the 8-bit cassette formats right up until the market was almost diminished entirely. They were so heavily devoted, in fact, that technology had way surpassed humble cassette tapes – they were even able to release a ‘greatest hits’ collection for the Spectrum and Commodore on CD, simply requiring an everyday CD …

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Lines – Review

For a game that’s resoundingly simple, Lines (or Lines – by That Wonderful Lemon Co. to give it its full name) is tricky to explain. It’s a ‘match-five’ puzzler in which rows of coloured dots make their way down a cylinder. They descend at an incredibly fast rate, and just a few precious seconds are …

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Let’s all jump on the World Cup bandwagon

Eurogamer was keen to mock the very existence of 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil, poking fun at its cumbersome name on a handful of occasions, before calling it “a very, very well made promotional souvenir” and “a game many of its audience will already own”. It walked away with a solid 7/10. We whole heartedly …

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