Stupid Never Dies review

Meet Davy. He’s a low-level zombie in a post-apocalyptic world overrun by monsters that have left humanity on the brink. Davy isn’t like the ogres, lizard men and werewolves patrolling the crumbling surface, though. Not only does he refuse to eat humans, but he also has a reason to live after falling for a girl …

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Ratatan review

The PSP saw around 2,000 releases during its ten-year lifespan, the vast majority of which remain trapped on Sony’s humble handheld. Sure, many of these were merely bespoke versions of popular multiformat games, but you won’t have to look far to find an exclusive that has never been re-released. One franchise that managed to make …

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A Kickstarter is planned for a new Dizzy collection on Mega Drive  

To mark the 40th anniversary of the retro platforming star Dizzy, Philip and Andrew Oliver have announced a Kickstarter for a new SEGA Mega Drive collection. The Eggcellent Dizzy Collection features Dizzy the Adventurer, PANIC! Dizzy, and Go! Dizzy Go! in a single cartridge. This is the same trio that graced 1993’s The Excellent Dizzy …

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Kalanoro review

Kalanoro is a harmonious thing. Not just because it’s about a music-playing Madagascan forest spirit, but also because it’s a Madagascan-developed game, being Red Raketa’s debut. The main antagonist in this adventure platformer is a capitalist witch from overseas, Raneny – which is the Malagasy word for mother, so perhaps there’s an excerpt on the cutting-room …

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Resident Evil 2, 3 and 4, Tales of Eternia Remastered, Tormented Souls 2, The Witch’s Bakery, and House Flipper 2 hit the Switch 2

Last week gave us KINGDOM HEARTS Collection [I~III] courtesy of Square-Enix. This week it’s Capcom’s turn with a trio of Resident Evil remakes: Resident Evil 2 Deluxe Edition, Resident Evil 3, and Resident Evil 4 Gold Edition. They’re priced differently, with RE3 being the cheapest and RE4 the most expensive, and include a mixture of …

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Order of the Sinking Star review

Ever get the feeling that you’re a bit thick? If the answer is no, boy howdy, have I got a game to test that confidence. Order of the Sinking Star is Jonathan Blow’s latest endeavour, and it melted my mind on an hourly basis. The set-up drops you into a top-down overworld, possibly the afterlife, …

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Alpha Nomos review

Wasting no time – much like this introduction – this rhythm-based roguelike presents its protagonist, premise and combat system within its opening. Cello, a puppet, lands with a bump in a strange world. When she comes to, she discovers a pair of carelessly discarded, rainbow-hued xylophone blades. They are among a few novel instrument-based weapons …

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Out this week: Valor Mortis, Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse, Ratatan, Enshrouded, Boltgun 2, Toy Story Retro Roundup, more

Konami continues its redemption arc this week with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse. Like the recent Silent Hill: Townfall, it was developed by a Western studio – in this case, Evil Empire, which worked on the Dead Cells expansion Return to Castlevania. The story sees Trevor and Rose Belmont travel across Paris to face Death, Medusa and …

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[Updated] Gaelco Sports Collection presents five arcade games in one package

Compilations of old sports games aren’t too exciting, understandably. But when rally racing and snowboarding are involved? That’s a different proposition entirely. Gaelco Sports Collection features five arcade games from the Spanish developer Gaelco – not to be confused with Japanese studio Jaleco. Earlier this month we looked at their Thunder Hoop run ‘n gun games, …

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Nomori review

Essentially Portal filtered through an anime lens, this puzzle adventure has you flipping gravity to walk along walls and ceilings, carrying size-altering jelly-like cubes to marked destinations, and leaping through portals that offer mind-twisting perspectives on the 3D environments. Alongside its themes of Japanese folklore, the game draws inspiration from the four seasons, while its …

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A modern recreation of Atari’s 800XL computer launches next April  

Chip shortages be damned. Atari has announced THE 800XL – a modern recreation of their 1983 computer system, featuring 25 built-in games, a working cartridge slot, a mechanical keyboard, and HDMI connectivity. Retro Games Ltd are behind the project, with PLAION REPLAI both manufacturing and distributing. Of the 25 built-in titles, eight are licensed Atari …

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