Curling with Avril Lavigne

EA are pushing the boundaries by releasing a sports-based party game for the Wii. But get this: it features celebrities. Celebrities like these: American female singers and people I don’t know. You want a proper list? Alright then: Fergie Avril Lavigne LeAnn Rimes Keith Urban Nelly Furtado Paul Pierce Mia Hamm Kristi Yamaguchi Reggie Bush …

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I find it kind of funny; I find it kind of sad

The Daily Mail are at it again, and this time they’re angry about Sega releasing Mad World on the “family friendly Wii”. Mad World, if you weren’t aware, looks like an unofficial tribute to the monochrome Sin City and lets you kill foes by sticking traffic signs through their head. It looks quite good. John …

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Shuffle fun

UK Chart With little in the way of new releases at this time of the year, it’s just a bit of a shuffle for the chart this week. Wii Fit finds itself back on top of the pile, with last week’s #1 Soulcalibur IV down to #2. Mario Kart Wii doesn’t involved in the shuffling …

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Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2

It’s tough being a fan of Geometry Wars. Not just because if you blink you usually end up dying, which can lead to some very dry eyeballs, but also from a monetary point of view. This year has already seen two versions on DS and Wii, and now just six months later a ‘proper’ sequel …

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With Alex Kidd built in!

Count yourselves lucky – while we happily sit and play on our Wiis, Xbox 360s and Atari Jaguars, gamers in Brazil are still getting to grips with the Sega Master System. Tec Toy have been manufacturing the console for the past few years over there and have just unveiled their 2008 model – the Master …

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And this week’s movie license is…

Word has it that The Mummy III – out this week on PlayStation 2 and DS – is going to be the last game published by Sierra before they become Activision Blizzard. It’s a shame to see them going out with a fizzle rather than a bang – they had a decent reputation in the …

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The Video Game Not News

We all love not news – those stories that tell us nothing at all. They’re in all areas of the specialist media, but I think games websites still do it best. But I was disappointed to find little on American gaming sites – just IGN telling us that Left 4 Dead isn’t coming to PlayStation …

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Arkanoid DS

There’s a Wikipedia article dedicated to Breakout clones – of which Arkanoid is the most notable. It’s hard to say what the first such game I played was. I definitely remember playing it on some sort of PC or Mac thing at a friend’s house when I was quite young, and I’ve still got Alleyway for the Game Boy somewhere. In any case, I’ve always loved it, to the point that I wanted – and probably still want, for that matter – a Quickshot Supervision, purely for Crystball. In fact, it’s the only properly ‘retro’ game I can really tolerate. But I can’t quite articulate why. Which is going to make this a super-excellent review, isn’t it?

Attempting to be remotely subjective though, Arknoid DS has at best niche appeal. If you’ve played a Breakout clone before, then effectively you’ve played this. There are some bells and whistles, but they’re not very loud. Little pixie bells and whistles, if you will.

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Yoda wins!

Soul Calibur IV shot straight to the top of the chart, which isn’t surprising seeing as it’s the first one-on-one brawler to be released in ages. It’s the Xbox 360 version of that has shifted the most copies so far – 56 percent, in fact. Wii Fit has dropped to #2, Big Beach Sports has …

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Advance Wars in disguise

The wait for a definitive Transformers game is over – Glu have just released Transformers G1: Awakening for mobile phones. It’s based on the original 80’s series and has more than a hint of Advance Wars about it. Two versions have been made – one with 2D battle scenes and another with 3D battles for …

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The soul still burns

I’m still pretty bemused as to why Soul Calibur IV features Yoda and Darth Vader, but they don’t appear to have dragged down the quality of the game with plenty of high scores rolling in. Remember: Xbox 360 gets Yoda while PlayStation 3 has Vader. Apparently though you’ll be able to download the missing one …

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What a bunch of WALL-Es

I wanted to wait until I’d seen the film to play THQ’s WALL-E tie-in. I wasn’t so interested in the quality of the game – Matt’s covered that – but rather how it relates to the film. The answer: tenuously. It starts with the same opening sequence – WALL-E trundling around, compacting scrap, building structures, …

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echochrome

“Nice video / Shame about the song.” That’s probably the only thing I can remember from Not the Nine O’Clock News, which isn’t bad considering it was first broadcast when I was between the ages of -2 and 0 years old. It rather sums up echochrome though, which looked simply divine when it was shown in video form last year. A black and white puzzle game where changing perspective changes reality – it looked interesting, new, mature.

But I should have seen it coming. The black and white, the all lowercase title – it’s massively poncy, and that’s not often a good sign. What should have been a minimalist, mind-bending, but perversely intuitive puzzler, is actually just a fiddly little bugger.

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The most popular game in Brighton

There may not have been a new Zelda or Mario shown at E3, but don’t despair – a new adventure game by Chibi-Robo creators Skip has been revealed in a recent issue of Famitsu. The best thing about this, ahem, colourful game is that it stars a wide range of B-list Nintendo characters living together …

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