Cooking Papa

Ubisoft are publishing a Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen game for Wii and DS this September, while Atari have recently announced interactive cook book What’s Cooking? With Jamie Oliver for the DS. If you ask me, this paves the way for a Escape to River Cottage game staring Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Imagine the mini games: Fishing! Cooking …

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A master’s degree in PSP

This Week’s Games Game You can’t have any new games this week because you’ll spoil your dinner. Oh go on then, you can have one: Buzz Master Quiz on PSP. But don’t tell your father.

WALL-E

WALL-E’s opening level shows promise, with the trash-compacting robot whizzing around an abandoned futuristic version of Earth solving puzzles with cubes made out of various scrap metals. As soon as the second level recon robot EVE becomes playable. Her free-roaming flying levels are the best looking in the game – although that’s not saying much …

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Jonny Five is alive!

UK Chart With the film now out, WALL E has shot up the chart from #16 to #2. Shame, then, that it’s a load of rusty balls – three hours is all it takes to see pretty much everything. Lego Indiana Jones is back on top, followed by Wii Fit and Wii Play. Mario Kart …

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Star Guitar

Game claims that there are just four titles out this week: Guitar Hero on Tour and Animal Genius for DS, The Incredible Hulk on PlayStation 2 and Pool Party on Wii. So unless you fancy using your DS as a guitar then this week is a bit of a write-off. There isn’t much out next …

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E3: Trailer Park

Would you rather watch (mostly glorified) footage of the titles shown at E3 rather than read boring words about them? Then a trip over to our YouTube channel should do you some good. Videos currently proving popular include Ubisoft’s new IP I am Alive, Microsoft’s “Xbox 360 Experience” avatars and dashboard update video, and Sega’s …

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Sony at E3: Business as usual

We all know that Sony needs to show off something really special at this year’s E3. The good news is that they showed off more surprises than Nintendo did, with the biggest being MAG from SOCOM developers Zipper Interactive. Think Resistance 2’s 60 player online mode sounded impressive? Think again – MAG will let 256 …

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Nintendo at E3: Wii peripherals and GTA for DS

Nintendo are effectively upgrading the Wii Remote. This immediately sounds warning bells: anything non-standard inevitably means that not everyone has the same equipment – and that’s the essential assumption for console games. But it’s okay, because the Wii MotionPlus – as it’s being called – will be included with Wii Sports Resort. Also included will …

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Ninja Gaiden II

The original Ninja Gaiden (on Xbox, not the NES one) was a tough game. So much so that FHM infamously gave it a scathing review because they couldn’t get past the first boss. For this sequel an ‘Acolyte ninja’ easy mode is available from the start, but the strange thing is that the game keeps on getting easier and easier – the weapons get more powerful but you’re still fighting the same old enemies. To put this into perspective: the predecessor took me 32 hours to finish; this took just over 13. So yes, the easy mode does exactly what it says on the tin. But does this sequel provide the same slick joyride?

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Microsoft at E3: The future is downloadable

E3 is go – just a day after I left the US – with Microsoft the first company to announce their plans for the future. If the press conference is anything to go by then the only Halo game planned at the moment is Halo Wars, so it would appear that the talk of a …

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Everyone’s a WALL-E

Super Smash Bros. Brawl has been knocked off the top of the chart, but it’s doubtful that Nintendo will care – it’s Wii Fit that’s replaced it. Top Spin 3 has moved up from #6 to #4 while Kung Fu Panda – which is apparently not that bad – rises from #16 to #9. WALL-E …

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Secret Files: Tunguska

This point and click adventure game has had to survive not one but two conversions. Not only has it been converted from PC to Wii, but the speech has also has been translated from German to English. The change of format has gone smoothly – the controls work well and the visuals remain nice and sharp – but it’s fair to say that some of the jokes have been lost in translation. You can imagine the German version being quite witty and tongue-in-cheek in places, but now the jokes seem a little cheesy. Not ‘My dog has no nose / How does he smell? / Terrible!’, but close enough.

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Space Invaders Extreme

I know what you’re thinking – re-releasing Space Invaders on the DS is about as worthwhile as stabbing yourself in the eye with a ballpoint pen. There has already been a retro revamp of Space Invaders on the DS in the form of 2005’s Space Invaders Revolution, which was an utter balls up. And who …

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As you were

UK Chart Just to prove that I’m utterly rubbish, my prediction that Unreal Tournament III for Xbox 360 might do very well in the chart has not exactly come true. It is the highest new entry, but that’s only at #18. It’s as you were at the top of the chart, with Super Smash Bros: …

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Metal Gear Madness

The release of Metal Gear Solid 4 may not have done much for PlayStation 3 console sales, but has for some reason sent the value of older Metal Gear Solids sky-rocketing. Going by the current prices on Amazon Marketplace and eBay, the GameCube-exclusive Twin Snakes has been exchanging hands for in excess of £50, the …

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