It’s a Sim lifestyle choice

Sometimes  press releases can be quite amusing. In this case, EA sent a press release for The Sims 3, talking about the game’s limitless options to create any type of Sim you like and enjoy the lifestyle of your choice. Quickly followed by a retraction… The first press release email went something like this… “At …

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Lord save us all

After cashing in with their awful Golden Balls game, Mindscape are going to be offending us all with a Coronation Street game for the DS. It’s to be released in time for next Christmas, meaning they’ve got a good eight or nine months left to knock up something. How about a scrolling beat ‘em up …

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RPG lust

After devouring my way through Fallout 3, twice (best post apocalyptic RPG ever, by the way), I’ve found myself desperate for some RPG satisfaction. It turns out, particularly if you like your RPGs to be of a more statty and thoughtful nature, there isn’t a great deal of choice. I couldn’t just accept the prospect …

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The elephant sneezed and fell on its knees

UK Chart No SimAnimals in the top 40 this week, but it does go in at #16 in the Wii chart and at #20 in the DS chart. There isn’t much going on in the top 40 at all, really: Wii Fit is still #1, Lord of the Rings: Conquest has dropped out of the …

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The Nishikado

Snowed in? Bored? Then, apropos of nothing, allow me to point you in the direction of The Nishikado by the tremendous Silvery. Where can you hear it? Why, on the band’s MySpace page of course. It mainly consists of chanting the name of Space Invaders creator Toshihiro Nishikado. It is excellent. While you’re at it, …

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Take your Sega for a mega drive

It’s only been a few years since the last Sega Mega Drive collection, but Sega are ready to release another round-up of their finest 16-bit hits later this month, this time on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Rumour has it that Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection will also include a few unlockable Master System and …

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Conversion capers

Remember when the PSone was fading fast and budget games (like CT: Special Forces, Yeti Winter Sports and Ballerburg) started popping out of thin air? It seems that the same is starting to happen to PlayStation 2: while browsing in Morrisons the other day I spotted former Wii-exclusive Nitro Bike for a mere £5.99. Searches …

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The birds are having sex with the bees

This Week’s Games I hope you like animals, because EA’s SimAnimals on Wii and DS is the only game out this week. Papery thing NGamer quite liked it, comparing it to Viva Pinata. Next week is looking a bit more lively with Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Chrono Trigger, Pikmin and …

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Block party

Sega’s Block Pipo looks like it’ll be one of those arcade games that you won’t be able to resist putting a quid or two in. Why? Because instead of joysticks it uses Lego-style bricks that you stack up onto the screen to save little bird-like critters. See: All well and good, but what happens when …

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Lara’s still got it

UK Chart There were only three new games out last week, but they’ve done all right in the top 40 chart. Skate 2 skates in like a thing on skates at #3, followed by the budget-priced My Fitness Coach at #7. Tomb Raider: Underworld is back at #9 up from #33 thanks to the freshly …

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My Money Making Coach

This Week’s Games It’s not a very exciting week for new releases, but it’s January so you’d expect as much. Skate 2 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 looks like it has built on the last game – which was very good – while My Fitness Coach on Wii sounds like a worthy alternative to …

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Two is enough

I must have been faintly aware that LocoRoco 2 was on its way, but its release around these parts in November last year passed me by, as these things have a habit of doing. It wasn’t until the deluge of sales emails hit my inbox that I noticed it. In short: it’s more of the …

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World of Goo

The problem with WiiWare – apart from Nintendo’s lack of quality control – is that many titles appear on the download service with a barely a whisper. World of Goo has had more publicity than most, but it’s still a shame that a game this good is going to go largely undownloaded. Which isn’t a real word.

Playing like a gooey mixture of LocoRoco and Lemmings, the idea is to guide goo balls safely to an exit pipe by constructing bridges, towers and so on out of the titular blobs. Physics play a big part – build a tower without a firm base and it’ll topple over, while bridges require supports and can’t be too top-heavy. While you build, white flying blobs appear that can be used to skip back in time briefly if you mess up, and there’s also the chance to skip levels entirely if they’re causing too much hassle. The mystical ‘sign painter’ also gives hints during levels. Whoever could he be?

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Quote of the whatever-you-like

SCE big man Kaz Hirai has been trying to reassure the PlayStation faithful that they’ve made the right choice in an interview with the Official PlayStation Magazine. Which I’ve now shamelessly pilfered from Eurogamer. “This is not meant in terms of numbers, or who’s got the biggest install base, or who’s selling most in any …

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Words for your eyes

GamesRadar have been on top form this month, with a bounty of features worthy of five minutes of your day. If it came in a tin, Game names corrected by spell check would do exactly what it said on it. The Top 7… Best ports on inferior systems must have taken a fair bit of …

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