Somerset eye

PlayStation Eye is the next-generation equivalent of the EyeToy, but it’s not a toy. Oh no, it has “sophistication”, and comes with editing software EyeCreate rather than anything fun. Sony: taking the ‘play’ out of PlayStation, one step at a time. The built in microphone sounds a bit interesting though. It can track voice location, …

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What the world needs now…

…is another Tom Clancy franchise. So good news! Ubisoft have announced Tom Clancy’s EndWar. The question which leaps to the mind of any sane individual is this: how is it any different to Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon and Rainbow Six? Actually, I’d argue that Ghost Recon and Rainbow Six are too similar as it is, …

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Look, daddy: news

Serious driving games on Nintendo formats always seem a bit wrong to me, and even more so on Nintendo handhelds. So you’ll excuse me if I’m not a shining light of enthusiasm about Race Driver: Create & Race for the Nintendo DS. I’m as big a fan of Codemasters’s Race Driver series as you’ll find, …

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Heroes in a chart shell

The weak puns are rolling in today, oh yes. TMNT jumps a place to this week’s #1, just ahead of the once invincible Pokemon at #2, in the form of Pokemon Ranger for the DS. You’ll have to accept my apologies, because I can’t be doing with finding the accent for the ‘e’ in Pokemon …

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Loris Capcomrossi

So, Capcom have nabbed the PlayStation format MotoGP rights from Namco. Good. For a long while, Climax and THQ have had it far too easy. Their Xbox MotoGP games have been of a uniformally high standard, but they’ve also not changed much over the years. So a bit of serious competition for the biking crown …

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Lazy, lazy… lazy?

Can I be the only one who gets bored really quickly with ‘adventure’ games, for want of a better term? I imported Hotel Dusk: Room 215 – yeah, get me importing, it’s only out in the UK this week – months ago, and after a few sessions I found myself wandering around failing to do …

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Everybody Loves Gibbon

David Gibbon. That name strikes fear into the hearts of a certain tiny, former-Digitiser-reading section of society. He was responsible for Ceefax’s games coverage for a period, and became known for his… unique style of reporting. He’s now found on largely respectable site Digital Spy, and has kept up the standard. Digital Spy don’t cover …

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Sony win

165,000 is certainly more PlayStation 3s than I expected to be sold in the UK this past weekend. It’s remains too expensive given the lack of essential titles, but I have to hand it to Sony, it has sold well. Indeed, it’s the UK’s fastest selling home console ever (EVER!), ahead of the Wii’s 105,000, …

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Attention marketing men: I’m easy

It’s depressing how effective marketing is on me at the best of times, but when it still has influence after fifteen years, there has to be something wrong. That’s right, I only bought Kid Icarus from the Wii Shopping Channel because it appeared in Captain N: The Game Master, the probably rubbish Nintendo-based cartoon of …

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PlayStation 3: spin spin sugar

Sony are already applying liberal pre-emptive spin to the impending UK PlayStation 3 launch, saying that not selling out on pre-orders will mean they got it right. Nevertheless, come Monday they’ll surely want some snappy factlet for journalists to hang their stories on. Obviously the best one would be record-breaking launch weekend sales, but if …

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Tell me a story

If you’d bought 200 copies of Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2 last week, it would be #1 this week, and not Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. I am of course making the assumption that you didn’t buy 200 copies of that game last week. I hope you didn’t. It would have been a silly …

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From physical to virtual and back again

It sounds like a good idea for Comic Relief to make Red Noses (and t-shirts) available to buy in online world Second Life. But what I’d really like to know, after the event, is how many they’ve sold. Because I genuinely can’t even take a guess, mainly because I don’t have anything to compare it …

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What’s going on Recon?

Tom Clancy and Xbox 360 is becoming an unbeatable combination, so yes, Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2 is #1 this week. Final Fantasy XII is down to #2, and at #3 it’s the return of Vice City Stories, thanks to the cheap PlayStation 2 release. Impressively, Sonic and the Secret Rings on Wii rises a …

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Web 2.0? This is Game 3.0

If the term Web 2.0 isn’t enough to make you want to shove your fist in a blender, then beat yourself around the head with the blender just to make sure, then try Sony’s new favourite phrase, introduced at GDC: Game 3.0. They just want to be hated, don’t they? It’s about user-generated content and …

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This is important and interesting

The Game Developers Conference started today in San Francisco. As far as I can gather, the exciting news so far is a 512MB Memory Unit for Xbox 360, an increase to 150MB for the size limit on Xbox Live Arcade games, and vague details of Nokia’s N-Gage plans. There’s a whole week of this. Let’s …

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