David Gibbon. That name strikes fear into the hearts of a certain tiny, former-Digitiser-reading section of society. He was responsible for Ceefax’s games coverage for a period, and became known for his… unique style of reporting. He’s now found on largely respectable site Digital Spy, and has kept up the standard.
Digital Spy don’t cover games to a huge extent, so it’s mainly the big stories he covers. Like a magazine giving a game 10/10. I’d love to know the basis on which he decides which press releases to paraphrase.