Kinect Star Wars

Has Star Wars been lampooned enough in recent times? If your answer is ‘yes’ then perhaps it would be best to stay away from Kinect Star Wars altogether. If the sight of a small girl telling off her pet Rancor for eating her grandpa doesn’t tip you over the edge for detesting what the Star …

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The drake that laid the golden Drake

Proving that us videogamers really are just big kids, a lot of videogame related toys have sold for stunning amounts on eBay this month. The most noteworthy of these is a golden vinyl Uncharted 3 toy said to be one of only 11 in the world. “For ages 15 and up” pointed out the seller …

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Pandora’s Tower needs some support

If this week’s UK chart was a tower then Nintendo’s Pandora’s Tower would still be on the doorstep – it makes its chart appearance at a very poor #38. This is a slight surprise – even GAME are stocking this one and reviews have been pretty good. Maybe Wii owners are still busy with The …

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When will you D9?

I’ve been playing video games ever since I was a little kid. Credit: Ronn / skinny coder – Flickr – Some rights reserved I started with Duck Hunt, pressing the NES gun up against the screen to cheat. Then I moved onto harder things, with an Amiga 600 and a shed load of copied floppies. …

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A matter of life and 774 Deaths

I imagine that, after playing Square-Enix’s 774 Deaths, most people would be comfortably able to describe it in one word. Not necessarily the same word, mind. In my case, that word is BRUTAL. The difficulty is brutal. Each death, usually on a blood-splattered blade, is brutal. The graphics and sound are brutally retro – though …

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A Pandora’s box of new releases

Pandora’s Tower is the last of Nintendo’s trio of Wii RPGs. That’s not to say that it’s the last big Wii release – there’s still Epic Mickey 2 to come, and perhaps E3 will reveal something – but it’s certainly one of the last significant releases. The Metro’s GameCentral claimed that the developer’s lack of …

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Mass Effect 3

Here’s a hypothetical question for you. What would Mass Effect 3 be like if EA never purchased Bioware and Microsoft carried on the publishing duties? Microsoft could have done with another big game in their line-up for last Christmas so perhaps we would have seen it sooner. Something we’re more certain on is that Microsoft …

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Everybody loves Rayman Origins

It’s remarkable that Rayman Origins won the BAFTA for Artistic Achievement. Not because it isn’t a thing of beauty – it is, even on the distinctly standard definition Wii – but because of what it is. It’s a 2D platformer, with levels based around fire, ice, water, desert and so on. In the 16-bit heyday, …

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Kinect Star Wars on top of the podium

Mediocre reviews haven’t harmed sales of Kinect Star Wars one bit – it’s the UK’s new number one, making it the first Kinect game to go straight to the top of the chart. It’s also the first Star Wars game to enter at #1 since 2008’s Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. You have to admit …

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Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Capcom’s Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law from 2007 was the unlikeliest of things – a cartoon tie-in that wasn’t a total waste of everybody’s time. It’s quite amazing really considering that Harvey Birdman on first inspection isn’t ideal fodder for a videogame. He may appear to be a superhero, but under that bright exterior he’s …

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Run DMC HD

We’re running this week’s new release round-up a little earlier than usual because this week’s biggest games are already out. We can understand why Microsoft wanted to give Kinect Star Wars a simultaneous US and European release seeing as it’s the first big Kinect game since… well, in a very long time. Quite why Capcom …

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Sonic Triple Trouble (3DS Virtual Console)

Sega have taken AGES to get their Game Gear games onto the 3DS Virtual Console. A quick browse of the options however is all it takes to realise that they’ve been hard at work making the emulation as authentic as possible. There’s a choice of screen sizes ranging from full screen to pixel perfect with …

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Yes, it’s true – Halo is really popular

Bungie has been keeping tally of the amount of Halo games played online since September 2004 – two months before the release of Halo 2. With the franchise now in the hands of Microsoft’s 343 Industries, Bungie’s stat tracking has come to an end. 31st March was their final update and as a special farewell …

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Ridge Racer: Unbounded stalls

Ridge Racer reboot Ridge Racer: Unbounded hasn’t got off to the best of starts in this week’s UK top 40 – it makes its chart appearance at #21. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13 performed the best out of last week’s other new releases, swinging in at #3. The top three titles are now all EA …

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Beat Sneak Bandit, ZiGGURAT

Interesting tales at both ends of the App Store this week. Angry Birds Space achieved 10 million downloads in three days, a story so important that literally every site on the internet reported it. At the other extreme, one-man developer Mr Qwak had his well-received iOS game Retro Racing removed from the App Store for …

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