I noticed a rather dubious sounding Wii game on pre-order lists titled We Wish You A Merry Christmas. A quick search on Google reveals that it was actually released in the US last year, but Funbox Media – who still haven’t got a proper website – are releasing it in the UK this October.
Estimated sales before Christmas: More than it deserves
Estimated sales after Christmas: Zero
Are only Nintendo allowed to use the word Wii in a game’s title? That would explain why they didn’t call it Wii Wish You a Merry Christmas.