GAMEâ€™s store display raised a smile today.
The collectorâ€™s edition of Skyrim, which comes in a huge box due to containing a dragon statue big enough to knock out a whole family of burglars, was marked up with a sticker claiming it to be a â€œperfect stocking fillerâ€.
A giantâ€™s stocking, perhaps.
Moreover, itâ€™s ruddy seventy quid. In our day a stocking filler was something small and inexpensive like a Hot Wheels car or a small LEGO set. Or coal and dog’s mess, if we’d mostly been naughty that year.