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This Week’s Lame Games

It’s a very poor week for new releases. How poor? Well, the most interesting thing out isn’t even a new game – it’s the cheapy cheap Grand Theft Auto Trilogy for the PlayStation 2.

On all formats there’s the movie tie-in G-Force, which has nothing to do with the infamous anime cartoon from the 80s. Sadly. On Wii and DS there’s Big Foot: Collision Course while the PlayStation 3 gets Fritz Chess. Do PlayStation 3 owners really want to play chess? I doubt it very much. Unless it’s something like 99p on the PlayStation Store. But this isn’t – it’s £20 ruddy quid.

Next week: Ashes Cricket 2009, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Aliens in the Attic.