Cooking Papa

Ubisoft are publishing a Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen game for Wii and DS this September, while Atari have recently announced interactive cook book What’s Cooking? With Jamie Oliver for the DS. If you ask me, this paves the way for a Escape to River Cottage game staring Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Imagine the mini games:

Fishing!
Cooking roadkill!
Killing hand-reared live animals!
Eating dodgy looking mushrooms!
Ram-raiding harmful chicken farms in a tractor!
Washing and conditioning Hugh’s lovely golden locks!

I think somebody somewhere could have a big seller on their hands…