Feb 08
By Matt Gander In We've Got Issues 2 Comments

Every month Matt pulls a magazine out for under his bed and gives it a fine going over. Stop giggling at the back there – we’re talking about video game magazines. This month: issue 64 of EMAP’s Nintendo Official Magazine from January 1998.

The history of the Official Nintendo magazine license has a curious history which can be traced back to the legendary Mean Machines magazine. Mean Machines was during its early days a multi-format affair but a few years down the line it was decided that the magazine was to split. And so, presumably with a clap of almighty thunder, Mega Machines Sega and Nintendo Magazine System were born. Nintendo’s current machine at the time was the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, which is why the slightly odd moniker for the mag was chosen.

The first issue of EMAP’s Nintendo Magazine System arrived in October 1992, but rather than feature the portly plumber on the cover as you may expect it came baring Lethal Weapon on the SNES. Yep, that old classic. It was also bundled with a Time Boy – a miniature Game Boy containing a digital watch. Later free gifts included a Street Fighter II music CD and VHS tips video which also focused on Capcom’s celebrated brawler.

Like all official magazines, the reviewing of import titles was forbidden. This didn’t stop them from giving the likes of Earthbound and Super Mario RPG plenty of coverage, however. In fact Super Mario RPG made the cover in November 1995.

As the magazine grew older and the original staff, which included Julian Rignal, moved onto new pastures and the magazine started to take a tumble. Nintendo Official Magazine, as it was then known, was a pretty sordid affair which often referred to the PlayStation and Sega Saturn as the Phoney Greystation and Sega Sad Turn. NOM did though have a character that is rather fondly remembered – Seal, a parody of Nintendo’s ‘Seal of Approval’, the hallmark that appeared on every Nintendo game. This bad tempered mammal would dish out criticism and deliver in-jokes about the magazine’s staff.

The dive in quality could be attributed to the fact that Nintendo repeatedly delayed the Nintendo 64, resulting in a lack of new content to cover. It could also be, on the other hand, that their review scores were somewhat dubious – Donkey Kong Country 3 on SNES was dished out a rather staggering 99%.

Future took the Nintendo license off EMAP’s hands in 2006; the first issue of Official Nintendo Magazine was launched in February 2006, featuring the Nintendo DS on the front cover and the tagline ‘A New Way to Play’. It’s far to say that for the first couple of months Future weren’t quite aware how heavily free gifts swayed people’s purchasing decision – the first issue came with some next-to-useless cardboard drinks coasters. It wasn’t until about six months down the line that free gifts that were actually of both use and value were included.

As always in our magazine look-back sections, we’re going to look at an old issue. Behold issue 64 from January 1998, which featured a play-test of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and confirmed that a little known game called Pocket Monsters was heading to the US. “Nintendo of America is researching the Pockemon [sic] phenomenon and what features American kids might want from the game. There’s no word on a UK release,” read the news.

Issue 64 Highlights

  • Best feature: When I’m 64 – 64 reasons why the N64 is the best machine ever
  • Best quote from above article: Reason 21: Nintendo will never do another Bubsy or Mr. Nutz game
  • Lowest review score: San Francisco Rush scored 74% (“This is a pile of doggy do”)
  • Highest review score: Donkey Kong Land 3 on Game Boy scored 92%
  • Best quote from letters page: “I’ve a serious confession to make, although it wasn’t my fault. I used own a Sony PlayStation. Anyway, after rehabilitation and counselling, I now own an N64.”

The aforementioned review of San Francisco Rush sums EMAP’s rendition of the magazine nicely – why was a game that’s referred to as excrement given 74%? We’d like to say that these days are long gone, but were pretty sure that the present day Official Nintendo Magazine gave a similar score to the dire Asphalt 3D. Some things never change, but at least the days of magazines mocking other formats are behind us.



Published Wednesday 8th February 2012 by Games Asylum


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Matt Gander

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles for the site since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

  • Robert

    Great article. I frequently bought both NOM and ONM from the release of the GBA SP onwards until around Spirit Tracks sort of time. I completely agree, that while the original NOM was funny it was essentially a barrage of jokes and vulgarity and was definitely not the best written magazine around – case in point, the review for Castlevania Double Pack that I unearthed a few days ago had barely any evidence of them playing the game (this was their last issue, however).

    The new ONM has definitely been an improvement since. Over 3 design changes and numerous staff leaving and coming, it has gone from a overly biased (see Wii Music) magazine with no soul to an interesting, humourous yet not in-your-face production and has some great features and at least some respect for other formats as well. Currently it is a magazine worth checking out for anyone interested. :)

  • Matt

    Glad you enjoyed the article.

    I think the current rendition of ONM is the best it has ever been. I always feel a little short-changed when buying it though. Plus, Nintendo Gamer is always going to have the advantage of import reviews.

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