In a bizarre but mesmerising piece of online marketing, Nuts magazine (probably with the involvement of Nintendo) have produced a series of Topless Wii videos – a dozen videos featuring topless Page 3 ladies playing Wii games, with the help of copious amounts of Baby Oil. As far as we could make out, the aim is to guess the game they’re playing. The girls also make impressive use of the wrist strap to stop the wiimote flying out of their oily hands.

Shameless? Certainly. But we’d probably do the same if we could. Now Nintendo just need to release more games to cater to the core Nuts Reader moron demographic.