The pen-is mightier than the sword

THQ tend to stick to their cartoon licenses where handheld games are concerned. They decided to make the odd exception for 5th Cell’s Drawn to Life on DS though, which is just fine with us as it’s looking like a good chance to flex underused artistic muscles. It’s a 2D platformer in which you’re able …

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Doki Doki Panshit

It’s three weeks since I’ve last done one of these, which means you lucky folks get seven reviews today. So let’s not mess about with a stupid opening paragraph, and jump straight in. Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest – SNES – 800 Points Donkey Kong Country is great. That is a fact, and …

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Rhetorical question of the week

“How many times have you been at a dinner party when some egghead keeps ranting about his IQ and SAT scores?” The answer, of course, is never. That doesn’t stop Midway from solving the non-existant problem though. “Well now, instead of punching him in the head, take the high road and challenge him to a …

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Pop-up pirate

They might have been able to create a perfect polygon copy of Johnny Depp, but if the reviews are anything to go by then Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is a bit on the fishy side. Will it knock Spider-Man 3 off the top spot? Place your bets… now! Mario Strikers Charged should …

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The invasion has begun

Ubisoft just held Ubidays 2007 – their replacement for the E3 show. If you weren’t a journalist invited expenses paid to Paris, it probably wasn’t much of an event, but at least Ubisoft showed the world a bunch of new game trailers. Among the games shown were two with the name Tom Clancy in them …

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It’s news, Jim, but not as we know it

» A new version of the PlayStation 3 firmware has been released, and do you know what? It’s quite good. Why? Because it enables upscaling of DVDs, PlayStation 2 and PSone games to HD resolutions. And that’s a sensible idea. » If you own a copy of Pokémon Ranger, then be sure to visit a …

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PSP starts side talkin’

This is weird. In a frankly ludicrous move, Sony and BT have got together to offer the PSP as a phone package with VoIP capabilities. Do they not remember side talking? We’re not quite sure what the point is either – the implementation isn’t that useful. PSP users will only be able to make calls …

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Power pills!

Just about anything can be passed off as art these days. A balloon with a happy face drawn on with a black biro. A dog poo on a lolly stick. A carton of Ribena with a six inch nail through it. A photo of a nun handing out grenades to children… This rather disturbing resin …

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Geometry Wars Evolved evolves

Back in March, Bizarre Creations went on record to say that Geometry Wars Evolved on Xbox 360 was meant to be a free gift for the hardcore. Whether they wanted it to come pre-installed on the HDD instead of puzzler Hectic is unclear, but to cut a long story short: the trippy blaster ended up …

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Cracking up

It’s not the most interesting of weeks in chart land, so keeping your brain switched on while your eyes skim these words might take some effort. Crackdown has seen the most action – obviously due to the elusive Halo 3 beta invite – and is now back in the top ten, up from #19 to …

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Everybody loves Rayman

The new issue of N Gamer magazine has a special one page preview of Rayman Raving Rabbids 2. Special, because they’ve managed to write five whole paragraphs despite details being almost non-existent. You’ve got to hand it to them. All we know is that Rayman has managed to sneak into the Rabbid’s base – located …

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I love horses, best of all the animals

SBK: 07 sadly doesn’t stand for Snow Boards Kids 07 but is instead based on the Superbike World Championship. Reviews suggest it’s quite good and it would be nice if it did well – publishers Black Bean Games haven’t had a hit yet despite their last few racing games being decent. Also on PlayStation 2 …

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Hooray – it’s Gamer’s Day

Last week Sega held their E3 replacement; this week it was Sony’s turn to show off some shiny new polygons at their Spring Gamer’s Day 2007. Don’t expect to read anything PlayStation 2 related in this article – the show was dedicated to PlayStation 3 and PSP. It has finally been confirmed what the devil …

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The PSP Store

In an effort to make the PSP interesting again, and emulate the success of the PS3’s PlayStation Store, Sony have announced that they’ll be selling PSP games online directly through the PSP this autumn (in the US at least), with the PSP Store. It’s about time really – we were sure Japan had its own …

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The Adventures of Darwin

Now here’s something rarer than Milky Bar Chunky chocolate bars – a budget game that’s actually worth more than five minutes of your time. There’s a simple reason for this though – they’ve used Nintendo’s loveable Pikmin as source material. Don’t call the lawyers just yet as it isn’t a complete clone. Plot: Darwin the …

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