Miitomo: I gave Nintendo nothing and all I got was this smashing striped orange top

Few companies have enough obsessed fans or intrigued observers to get a new social network up to critical mass on day one. But only Nintendo could get away with launching an odd little social network where everything happens by proxy.

That proxy is a Mii, familiar to millions thanks to the success of the Wii. Your first task is to design the Mii that will be your representation in Miitomo, or let the app give it a bash via your device’s camera. Miitomo keeps taking photos and generates a stream of wildly inaccurate Miis, to genuinely and presumably unintentionally hilarious effect. I had every colour of skin under the sun; my wife had a variety of facial hair.


Then it’s down to business: answering questions. “What have you just been doing?” “What have you noticed that has become popular recently?” The questions come from your Mii, and the Miis of your friends. Finding friends is easy via Twitter or Facebook – assuming you know the sort of person who would immediately download a weird Nintendo thing and link it to their social media accounts, which if you’re that sort of person, you probably do.

You can visit your friends’ Miis, to have conversations in which they pass on some of the answers your friends gave them. Your Mii will also visit other Miis, and have conversations with them, then have conversations with you about what they talked about, which will be what your friend told their Mii. Your friends’ Miis will visit you too, where you can talk to them, or leave them to talk to your Mii. It’s a charmingly convoluted question and answer system.

There’s more direct interaction in that you can like and comment on your friends’ answers, which can be tracked through a menu rather than via your Mii, resulting in something resembling a more normal conversation thread.

All this question and answer nonsense is curiously moreish. It’s hard to know where to pitch your own answers, and in my experience at least people are still trying to work it out: there’s a bizarre mix of jokes, the inane truth, a lot of dark humour intentionally subverting the medium, and some almost confessional answers. All spoken in the voice chosen by the Mii’s owner. And yes, surprisingly, they will say swear words.

But be warned: Nintendo are clearly targetting a young audience with Miitomo, so I was constantly reminded that I am very, very old. “If you were to have a new brother or sister, what kind of brother or sister would you like?” A medical miracle, I guess.


The other main distraction is dressing your Mii and taking photos. There’s a shop for clothes, of course, and naturally you can earn or buy the currency; incidentally, I haven’t remotely felt the need to spend any money. There’s also a little game, along the lines of pachinko, where you can win special clothes – bakery or cat themed, for example.

You could waste a lot of time taking photos of your Mii – and your friends’ Miis. The Miis can be moved, resized and rotated, and their expressions and poses changed. Any photo on your device can be used as a background, which creates limitless possibilities – many of which are on Twitter.

So Miitomo is definitely an intriguing little doohickey. The question is how long it will hold people’s attention, and to what extent Nintendo and DeNA actively support it. As such, if you’re intrigued, it’s probably worth getting involved now.

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