The good guys always dress in black

Activision has released a teaser trailer for their movie tie-in Men in Black: Alien Crisis. Let’s see what we can learn from it, shall we?

A teen rating for a teaser trailer? Ok, we’re intrigued.

Do you have what it takes to be conned out of the best part of £30 on another rushed out movie tie-in?

Oh, right. “Do you have what it takes to give us some free advertising?” would have been a more accurate sentence.

Ah… that’s why this trailer has a teen rating – the good old anal probe. Wonder if this’ll be downloadable DLC?

The more we share… the more our Facebook chums get pissed off with stupid thinly disguised Men in Black adverts on their Facebook feed.

Activision will reveal stuff? Great. Like the fact that it’s being made by the studio behind the mostly awful Cabela hunting games?

Oh, right. Some screenshots. Presumably ones in no way similar to those released a few weeks ago.

Men in Black: Alien Crisis. Heading to a bargain bin near you soon!

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

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