I bent my Wookie online

EA’s PC MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic officially launches on 20th December but already names for guilds are being snapped up by those who have gained early access. The existence of a guild called ‘Chocolate Chip Wookie’ sets the bar for creative guild names high, but if you’re having trouble mustering one up you can always ‘borrow’ one off our list:

  • Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders
  • We Smell Bad, But We’ll Keep You Warm
  • Love Me, Love My Jawa
  • The Society of Hair Challenged Mammals
  • The Cool Side of the Pillow
  • Too Short to be a Stormtrooper
  • You’re Never Alone with a Clone
  • All Meatbags Must Die
  • Jango’s Purple Helmet Fan-Club
  • George Lucas’ Bloated Retirement Fund

We gave our Twitter followers a chance to think of some guild names, but the response wasn’t quite as we anticipated – only @SuperRetroid joined in with our bantha, sorry, banter, with “Look ma, no Hans!”

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

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