Twisted Twister tales

A can of imitation Red Bull and a packet of fizzy sweets lead to us starting a daft topic on Twitter – fake achievements for the very real Twister Mania for Kinect. Behold our sugar rush induced musings:

  • Got off the sofa! (North America only) – 15G
  • Don’t guff in your girlfriend’s face – 30G
  • Arouse a member of the same sex – 50G
  • Undo a female player’s bra without her noticing – 100G
  • Start a small fire – 30G
  • Accidentally discover where your Aunty buys her underwear from – 5G

A few fellow followers then decided to join in with our tomfoolery:

  • “Accidentally brush something. On purpose – 25G”
  • “Explain to your friends why you bought Twister Mania – 100G”
  • “Play Twister Mania with someone in a wheelchair without having them out of their chair and complete the game – 200G”
  • “Avoid eye contact with the anus of an opponent – 5G”
  • “Suggest a game of Twister Mania to your friends. While sober – 2000G”
  • “Thank you for playing! Purchase the game – 200G”

And the winner of the “not quite sure he understood the gist of the conversation” award is…

  • “Complete skyrim with your left hand on green, right hand on blue, and both feet on Nan’s head – 10G”

On closer inspection though, it would appear that Twister Mania has more in common with Hole in the Wall than the tendon-twisting party game we all know and love. How very odd.

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

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