The recently announced Call of Duty Gunnar sunglasses strike us as a very bizarre piece of merchandise. Do hardcore Call of Duty players even go outside that often? Even more bizarre is the Call of Duty Jeep Wrangler – last time we played CoD the microphone chatter was akin to how a classroom sounds before the teacher enters the room and tells the class to shut up.
Sad, but true.
Here are ten videogame related merchandise that we’ll (hopefully) never see:
Gears of War pregnancy testing kit Knuckles knuckle dusters Need for Speed highway code book Grand Theft Auto baseball bat Halo teething ring Rayman armbands Splatterhouse diapers Duke Nukem female hygiene products Spyro sponsored football shirtsâ€¦ â€¦or indeed anything with Spyro’s stupid face on