Barbie: Groom and Glam Pups

Matt thought it would be a good idea to review Barbie: Groom and Glam Pups in the style of a pre-teen magazine writer. For research he purchased every magazine available from his local newsagents. He now loves Justin Bieber, owns all the Jacqueline Wilson books and has the second largest collection of lip gloss in Britain.

Hey gang, the computer programmers at THQ have just sent us their newest Barbie game for the Nintendo Wii! And guess what? IT’S BRILLIANT!

In the game you get to choose a dog, teach it tricks by shaking the remote control, then enter it into a show and make it do tricks by shaking the remote control.

You can also groom your dog, buy it new clothes and even sunglasses! Unlike a real dog, it doesn’t poo-poo on your bed or chew up your Bratz dolls. LOL!

By far the best bit is getting your dog to dance by selecting tricks that you’ve learned (by shaking the remote control!) and then sitting back and watching your pup strut its stuff. WOW! Or should that be “BOW WOW”? LOL!

There are lots of loading screen though which are as BORING as doing homework. Zzz! WTF!

If your parents are meanies and won’t let you have a real dog then this is the game for you! But remember to keep it away from your older brother – he might steal it and wipe his bum with it. Boys are LAME!

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

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