Donkey Kong is chewy

Never mind the Nintendo 3DS – these “Super Mario 3-Dees Jellies” are where it’s at. I spotted these for £1 for a bag in Tesco, next to the bags of Haribo and those vile/inedible Tesco Value sweets that even children have learned to avoid.

3D Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong shapes have been individually wrapped in packets for your chewing pleasure, in four sugar-packed flavours – apple, orange, blueberry and strawberry. The flavours aren’t that strong though, and they feel oddly slippery to touch. Still, good for a sugar fix.

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

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