Resistance 2 sounding scrummy

Resistance: Fall of Man did take something of a beating from critics and the public at large – even though despite it’s overuse of brown and grey it was actually pretty decent. “It’s not as good as Halo!” they cried, even though five years prior the same people were describing Halo as a poor sci-fi …

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Gore blimey

This is a nice idea: Team Ninja are after ideas for achievements for Ninja Gaiden 2. People have been posting their ideas like crazy over at Gamerscore Blog, and although some are pretty dull – such as “kill 100 enemies” and “perform a 100 hit combo” – there are some pretty amusing names. Here are …

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Pick your brains

There’s a little bit of action in the chart this week, but only at the arse end: Who Wants to be a Millionaire, The Orange Box, Super Paper Mario, Sight Training, Mario Strikers and Sega Rally have re-entered between #34 and #40. Shame there’s nothing going on at the top of the chart. Call of …

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Mass Effect

Captain’s Log. Stardate: just before breakfast. I’m Shepard. Commander John Shepard. You can call me whatever you like though. In fact, via the means of plastic surgery my face can be altered in any way you fancy. You can even turn me into a female. Sheila Shepard – now that’s catchy! I’m on a mission …

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Sonic RPG resurfaces

Bioware’s Sonic RPG for Nintendo DS isn’t a secret – it was first announced back in June – but so little has been heard of it since that many thought it had been canned. Not so: it’s on the cover of this month’s Nintendo Power magazine, complete with a fat pack of details and screens. …

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New Lara, old formats

Just before Christmas a few details were revealed about Tomb Raider Underworld – the first proper next-gen Tomb Raider. Moot points included fancy new motion capture animation, dynamic lighting systems, damageable environments, visual lighting and more detail than ever before – Lara’s clothes become dirtier and foot prints are left in her path. Eidos also …

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Aldrin

This week’s game would be a fairer description, with only Buzz: The Schools Quiz on PlayStation 2 making it out onto shelves. Back in my childhood the only game I got to play at school was some educational thing about bubonic plague on the school’s BBC Micro. Showing my age there, perhaps. Next week looks …

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Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi II

That headline is slightly misleading, although Namco Bandai have unveiled a secret that nobody could have predicted – Yoda and Darth Vadar are lined-up to appear in Soul Calibur IV. PlayStation 3 gets Darth “Noooo!” Vader, while Xbox 360 gets elderly Kermit. So from the sound of it the two won’t be able to face …

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Good vibrations

Not many people understood the concept of Rez, and in just “a few weeks time” even more people will be clueless as to what goes on in Tetsuya Mizuguchi’s mind. Why? Because “a few weeks time” is the rough date Sega have given for the appearance of Rez HD on Xbox Live Arcade. The price …

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When armour-plated polar bears attack

For a second week running Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games has been sold out across the country, which explains why – again for the second week running – it’s no longer in the chart. FIFA 08 is back on top though, knocking former #1 Assassin’s Creed to #4. The Golden Compass has moved …

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Sorry Entertainer

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but for the past week Xbox Live hasn’t really been working. It cuts out and hangs up and generally causes a kerfuffle. A spokesperson for Microsoft blamed all the outages on a large number new sign-ups over the Christmas period. In fact, December saw the most concurrent members ever …

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Hippy nude rear

The Christmas sales have managed to shake the chart up at bit, although it’s the usual lot sticking around the top ten – Assassin’s Creed at #1 again, followed by FIFA 08, Call of Duty 4, The Simpsons Game and Need for Speed Pro Street. Guitar Hero III has risen from #12 to #9, while …

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