“How many times have you been at a dinner party when some egghead keeps ranting about his IQ and SAT scores?”
The answer, of course, is never. That doesn’t stop Midway from solving the non-existant problem though.
“Well now, instead of punching him in the head, take the high road and challenge him to a game of Hot Brain.”
That’s right, the solution is yet another handheld – PSP in this case – brain trainer, tester, teaser or whatever. Brilliant. Nintendo have a lot to answer for.
In any case, violence is always a far more satisfying answer.