Hereâ€™s some news to ruin your weekend: weâ€™re in for at least another five years – thatâ€™s five years – of Crazy Frog games. Over one million idiots have bought the dire Crazy Frog Racer games so far. And each and every one deserves to be hit in the head with a rusty hammer.
The only slightly good news is that new license holders Myriad Interactive promise that weâ€™ll see a â€œwider variety of video games genresâ€.
I’m betting on Crazy Frog Football next. No, wait – thatâ€™d be too tricky for the mindless programmers to deal with.