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WiitardNintendo: We’re offering to replace Wii remote wrist straps with thicker, more secure ones. The press: Nintendo recall 3.2 million consoles one week after launch! The press are idiots.

But seriously, if you’re worried about having any accidents like these you can e-mail Nintendo at or call 0870 6060247 to arrange a free replacement.

Alternatively, a dab of superglue on the palm of your hand will probably do the trick.

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

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