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Cast your mind back to 1993 for a moment. The internet was still in its infancy, the Mega Drive and SNES were wooing gamers and the most up to date source for gaming news and reviews were the copious amount of magazines that filled row upon row of a newsagent’s shelving.

Then along came Digitiser, a daily updated videogame page hosted on Channel 4’s Teletext. Digitiser changed everything. Even when Windows 95 came along and kick started the internet boom, it remained a valuable and unbiased source of gaming gossip, seeking out the odd rumour or exclusive here and there.

For those not familiar with Teletext, imagine surfing the internet on an Atari 2600 using your TV. That’s what Teletext was like. A pixilated mess – and God forbid you lived in an area with poor signal – but incredibly popular as everybody with a then-modern TV was able to read it. Digitiser’s viewing figures were once estimated to be 1.5 million, way surpassing any magazine sales figures.

Paul Rose (Mr. Biffo) was the Digitiser mastermind and it really was a case of the right man for the right job – Mr. Biffo’s previous occupation was programming the pixilated graphics for football stadium score boards. As you can imagine, Mr. Biffo took to Teletext like a swan to water, often being referred to as a Teletext Jedi due to his ability to use Teletext’s limited graphical abilities (for want of a better word) to their fullest.

Biffo was then joined by Tim Moore (Mr. Hairs) three years after the service launched. Violet Berlin – of CITV’s Bad Influence fame and industry legend Stuart Campbell – would also provide thought provoking features during the weekend.

A trained journalist however, Mr. Biffo was not. The early days of Digitiser were full of surfer speak with words like cool, awesome and radical used without the slightest hint of irony. It didn’t take long for the Digitiser crew to find their forte, thankfully. That forte? Combing the latest gaming news with the most surreal, yet pleasing, sense of humour imaginable.

The letters page would contain a daily diary by The Man With A Long Chin, a fictional character whose escapades would usually involve starting a new job at the beginning of the week and getting fired towards the end. “I have a new job as a window cleaner but accidentally slipped and broke a window. I then decided to smash all the windows in hope that the owner wouldn’t notice. I would have gotten away with it too if the bathroom window wasn’t frosted.” The Man (as his name was later shorten to) was later joined by The Man’s Daddy – a purveyor of jokes with nonsensical punch lines: “Question. Why did Superman wear his pants outside his trousers? Answer. Because he was a pervert.”

A pixilated effigy of A-Team’s Mr. T would make a regular appearance on the letters page too offering advice and warning readers to “Stay away from his bins”. A pair of rapping snakes also proved popular enough to gain interest from a cartoon channel, but sadly talks fell through. We cuss them bad.

In addition to readers’ responses to a weekly hot topic, weekends would often also feature fake transcripts of prank calls made to videogame retailers by the ET-alike Phoning Honey. One of these entailed a customer looking for a cage to keep his console in fear that his child would smash it to bits.

It’s perhaps though the news narrators that are the most well remembered. Insincere Dave would spout sarcasm (“This movie tie-in is bound to be brilliant!!!”) while Computer Boy mocked console owners and Zombie Dave would mutter jumbled up swear words. This character was a blatant way to creep a bit of sexual innuendo into what should be a family friendly gaming source.

Indeed, Mr. Biffo was pretty much at war with the editors of Teletext from the moment these surreal characters appeared. The editors would routinely take jokes out quite simply because they didn’t understand them or thought them to be pushing the boundaries of acceptability.

As such Mr. Biffo rattled more than a few cages during Digitiser’s ten year life and managed to generate a few complaints. Amiga fans were also angered after the weekly Amiga chart was dropped due to being billed “a dying format” while Sonic 3 on Mega Drive received a 72% review score – with reason being that it was too easy to justify the £59.99 price tag – which likewise caused a bit of a fuss. Both Mean Machines magazine and the Official Nintendo Magazine were occasionally mocked too, mostly because of how biased they were. It must have been a painstaking four weeks for Mr. Biffo to wait for their responses.

In later years reviews became very cynical with unoriginal games severely frowned upon. Atari’s Furious Karting on Xbox was mauled to pieces simply because it was felt there was no reason for it to exist. Unique and fun games were praised.

Teletext’s main source of income was from holiday bookings and after the 2001 terrorist attack on the World Trade Centre people lost faith in travelling by air. A loss of revenue was the perfect excuse for the heads of Teletext to reduce Digitiser to a three day a week affair. Not only this, but all the characters and jokes were to be removed.

Bin Laden effectively killed Digitiser.

Well, temporarily at least. Viewing figures dropped and after nine months of letters and e-mails from angry fans, Digitiser was finally reinstated to its former glory. A new senior editorial team however made Mr. Biffo feel quite unwelcome and after five months of Digitiser back to being the way fans wanted, he felt that it was time to move on. Shortly after a 10th anniversary celebration, complete with dedication written by author Alex Garland, it was announced that Digitiser was to cease to be and that a new gaming page – Game Central – would be taking over.

Rather than carrying on a career as a videogame journalist Mr. Biffo turned to television and wrote scripts from the popular children’s series My Parents Are Aliens as well as Eastenders and the failed Cross Roads reboot. One of Biffo’s biggest claims to fame is managing to sneak the ‘C word’ into Eastenders by getting Ian Beale to say the word ‘constable’ slowly.

2007 also saw Biffovison – a spoof of an ’80s Saturday morning kid’s show – air on BBC Three as a pilot. The full episode is available on YouTube, but here’s a taster:

Those who managed to experience Digitiser should consider themselves lucky. Only a few snapshots remain online and with Textext soon to become a distant memory due to the analogue signal being turned off, there will never be anything like it ever again.

RIP Digitiser.

Matt Gander: Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles for the site since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

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  • Myself, Jake and two others ran a Digtiser tribute site. Well, it was a Yahoo Group.

    Can't have been the same one as only us four posted on it.

  • I read Digi for the whole of its life. Mr T. is still hilarious.

    In 2000 I had a couple of Man Daddy style jokes printed on the letters page. It was when he was doing surreal sound-a-likes with the real thing printed in brackets afterwards.

    The only one I remember is

    What do you call a TV show about a depressed pile of tile fixative?

    The tragic mound of grout (Magic Roundabout)

    I was most gratified when Mr. Biffo wrote "Those are some good jokes" after my letter.

  • I used to write for the Oracle gaming pages before they lost the franchise at the end of 1992. If there is one thing I can say, is that Digitiser more than made up for the fact I'd lost my first job (and free games to go with it).

  • The only memory I have of the Oracle gaming page is a review of Tom & Jerry on the Master System. It might have been one of the last reviews as Digitiser started not long after I discovered it.

    What was the name of the gaming page on Ceefax? That was beyond poor. They even somehow posted a "review" of Rare's Kameo on the original Xbox.

  • The internet wasn't in its infancy in 1993. The Internet has been around since the late 1960s. The World Wide Web was, however.

    Captain Pedantic signing off!

  • I've still got the zip file somewhere containing the whole site for the online version of digitizer that they did. Think it was around 2004 they experimented with a subscription based site that looked identical to teletext but in your browser. The site had a different name but everything else was identical.

    Didn't last long sadly, probably due to the lack of subs but what was there was gold.

  • hi there, was just wondering where you got these images of digitiser from, as im currently researching the Oracle and trying to find some images of park avenue, a soap opera that used to be on the oracle. if you have any leads that would be really helpful.

    isaac