Dec 07
By Matt Gander In Reviews 9 Comments

Matt thought it would be a good idea to review Barbie: Groom and Glam Pups in the style of a pre-teen magazine writer. For research he purchased every magazine available from his local newsagents. He now loves Justin Bieber, owns all the Jacqueline Wilson books and has the second largest collection of lip gloss in Britain.

Hey gang, the computer programmers at THQ have just sent us their newest Barbie game for the Nintendo Wii! And guess what? IT’S BRILLIANT!

In the game you get to choose a dog, teach it tricks by shaking the remote control, then enter it into a show and make it do tricks by shaking the remote control.

You can also groom your dog, buy it new clothes and even sunglasses! Unlike a real dog, it doesn’t poo-poo on your bed or chew up your Bratz dolls. LOL!

By far the best bit is getting your dog to dance by selecting tricks that you’ve learned (by shaking the remote control!) and then sitting back and watching your pup strut its stuff. WOW! Or should that be “BOW WOW”? LOL!

There are lots of loading screen though which are as BORING as doing homework. Zzz! WTF!

If your parents are meanies and won’t let you have a real dog then this is the game for you! But remember to keep it away from your older brother – he might steal it and wipe his bum with it. Boys are LAME!

Published Tuesday 7th December 2010 by Games Asylum

About the Author
Matt Gander

Matt Gander

Matt is Games Asylum's most prolific writer, having produced a non-stop stream of articles for the site since 2001. A retro collector and bargain hunter, his knowledge has been found in the pages of tree-based publication Retro Gamer.

  • courtney

    love the new game

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  • Randy

    This looks da shizzle. I would totally hit that poodle.

  • NonShinyGoose

    “Give the dog a bone?”

  • tiara

    i like this game

  • bigman

    its okay.

  • Synnah

    Will you be porting this game to 3DS?

  • NonShinyGoose

    No, we’re going to be waiting for the 4DS. That way you’ll be able to stroke the dogs via a pair of special gloves.

  • angela

    l love it….wow

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