Modern scurvy

Activision’s Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was apparently the most anticipated game of all time, so unsurprisingly it’s also the most illegally downloaded game of 2009 according to BitTorret trackers. The actual figure is rather scary – a massive 4.1 million copies. Think of how much that would be in lost revenue. EA’s The …

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Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Charts Club

UK Charts The Christmas sales have only been in full swing for two days so the chart hasn’t been shaken up a great deal by people out bargain hunting. The top 5 is largely the same at least – Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 followed by FIFA 10, Assassin’s Creed II, Wii Sports Resort …

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The LEGO of Time

2010 is going to be a good one for Prince of Persia fans; there’s the Sands of Time movie, a new game to tie-in with it and now (well, soon) Prince of Persia LEGO. The LEGO lovers at Brickset managed to unearth details of the five proposed playsets – Hassasins Hide Out, Battle of Almut, …

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Metacritic’s worst of 2009

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Adam has already championed Metacritic’s best games of 2009, but what about the worst games of this year? By cleverly altering the site’s search criteria we were able to find the very worst that 2009 had to offer. Warning: the following ten games suck balls.

In 10th place is ATV Quad Kings (33%, Zoo) a lame and fuzzy racer which was somehow worse than Popcorn Arcade’s “Monster Trux” games. The game at 9th position is a Wii game too – CID: The Dummy (31%, Oxygen). This was knocking around the release schedules for ages and under different names (it was once known as Crash Dummy Vs The Evil D-Troit) suggesting that the developers had trouble pitching the idea to publishers. Oxygen folded a few months back: the quality of the game clearly didn’t help.

8th place goes to a quite a new release – Rogue Warrior (30%, Bethesda Softworks) on Xbox 360. It was developed by Rebellion, who also did the 2000 AD Rogue Warrior game…but this is a different rogue warrior. He’s a human and not a blue mutant, for starters. Oddly, Rebellion are responsible for the 7th worst game on the list – ShellShock 2: Blood Trails (30%, Eidos Interactive). The original ShellShock was done by Killzone 2 developers Guerrilla and wasn’t too bad. This sequel was simply bad.

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Aliens vs Predator: The Fancy Edition

Obviously, it’s not really called Aliens vs Predator: The Fancy Edition – as the image above shows it’ll be known as Aliens vs Predator: Hunter Edition. The replicator facehugger looks ideal for scaring the next door neighbour’s cat with. Price? Currently unknown but I’m guessing more than £50 seeing as it comes in a steel …

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Just do it

UK Charts I’m a gambling man, so I’m not sure why I didn’t put money on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 being Christmas #1. It’s probably because I’d be too embarrassed to walk into Ladbrokes and actually do it. This is what the Christmas top 10 chart looks like, anyway: 1 CALL OF DUTY: …

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Who needs a hero?

Videogame developers need to be more creative when it comes to including the achievements and trophies into their to games – it’s pretty much a given now that once you kill 100 enemies, complete a level or defeat a boss that one will pop up. But it’s not just the reason for gaining a dose …

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And the last releases of 2009 are…

This Week’s Games A lot of people will be doing their Christmas shopping this weekend, so releasing a new game the week before Christmas isn’t an entirely mad thing to do. Only Nintendo and Sony are brave enough to do this though, with just two new releases out this week – Buzz! Quiz World on …

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At least it’s not Mr. Pants

Sega have been drip-feeding us the character roster for Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing for a long time now, slowly confirming the likes of Alex Kidd, Billy Hatcher and Shenmue’s Ryo. It looks like they’ve saved the best for last – Banjo & Kazooie will be playable in the Xbox 360 version, according to …

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GT Academy 2010 launching tomorrow

Whilst the actual release of Gran Turismo 5 seems to have been delayed for an eternity, GT fans are in for a treat tomorrow with the launch of GT Academy 2010 as part of the Gran Turismo 5 demo download available on December 17th. The demo features the Indianapolis GP Circuit and a Nissan 370Z …

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Full Steam Ahead

UK Charts The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks was the only decent game out last week, so I wasn’t expecting much action in the top 10 chart this week. Something very odd has happened though – Ubisoft’s Just Dance has gone all the way from #30 to #8. Reviews have been appalling – the average …

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New Game Explosion

Spike TV’s annual videogame award show aired on US televisions last night. Snoop Dog performed live, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves took game of the year and a whole host of new titles were announced. Thanks to the miracle of the internet trailers for the freshly unveiled (breathe in) Batman: Arkham Asylum 2, Star Wars: The …

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Metacritic’s best of 2009

Review aggregator Metacritic has announced its best games of 2009, based on average review scores. Coming convincingly top of the list is Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, with a metascore of 96%. Second and third place is pretty much tied between Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Street Fighter IV, both receiving 94%, with Call …

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Next Stop: Hyrule

This Week’s Games It has been a middling year for DS releases but at least The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks helps it go out with a bang. “Spirit Tracks must be the happiest, most heart-warming Zelda to date,” claims Eurogamer who awarded it a 9. I’ve just had a look at GameRankings to see …

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SAW

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Konami are brave souls for picking up the publishing duties for this one. See, Silent Hill is considered to be the pinnacle of survival horror, so any dark and dank third-person adventure game in which the main character uses a flashlight usually gets compared to it. Why release something that is bound to be considered inferior to a product that already exists? Probably because the SAW series is absurdly popular.

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The premise is pleasingly simple – Detective Tapp wakes up in an abandoned mental asylum with a key sewn into his chest. This key happens to be for the exit, and so everybody else that has been brought into the asylum to play Jigsaw’s twisted game is after Tapp. From start to finish Jigsaw sets various tasks and puzzles while the asylum itself is rigged with traps. It’s not a particularly scary game, just a bit grim at times. Like having to put your hand in a toilet bowl full of used syringes and grab a key before the pain becomes too much.

As soon as the second level Tapp has a shotgun collar put around his neck – come into contact with anybody else wearing one and it’ll detonate. Enemies usually go down with three or four punches so they’re not exactly anything to fear. In some sections guns are available but fortunately they don’t turn the game into a mindless shooter as ammo is limited to what’s inside the gun when you find it. You can also set up your own traps by using shotgun shells, paint thinner and other objects. A definite highpoint is the battle against Pig Head, who is too strong to take down with melee weapons, instead requiring some clever trap placement to kill.

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