We all love not news - those stories that tell us nothing at all. They’re in all areas of the specialist media, but I think games websites still do it best.

But I was disappointed to find little on American gaming sites - just IGN telling us that Left 4 Dead isn’t coming to PlayStation 3. Neither, presumably, to Commodore 64.

There’s not even that much on this side of the Atlantic. Play.tm helpfully report that there won’t be any driving section in the next Bond game.

Eurogamer pulls its weight though. We’ve got Hitler not appearing in the next Wolfenstein; This is Vegas not being released this year; and best of all, exclusive word from Sony that there isn’t yet a European release date for SOCOM: Confrontation. I don’t know how I’ll fit in not doing all these things.