Well, maybe. The Hoff has been talking to BBC Radio 1, and at the end of the resulting Newsbeat story, we learn that he “remained tight-lipped about his latest project, which involves a game.”

What could it be? Probably something less interesting than I hope. Because I hope it’s a new SpongeBob SquarePants game from THQ, but based around David Hasselhoff in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Which is admittedly unlikely.

To be fair, it might not even be a video game.